From The City That Reeds

The Ravens eccentric linebacker and most likely heir to the Ray Lewis defense, has agreed to a six-year deal worth $63 million. HOT DAMN!.

It was just yesterday that The Baltimore Sun reported that Suggs was doing his best impression of Jeffrey Lebowski, considering his concerns about a new deal.

“Like I said before, it’s just some minor things that both sides can compromise on and get an agreement,” Suggs told The Baltimore Sun Tuesday afternoon. “I’m not stressing out over this because I’ve always thought there are only two things that can happen: we either get a deal done or we don’t.“

How this deal got done is beyond me, since Ozzie Newsome was on vacation when Mr. Perfect Timing Derrick Mason announced his retirement.

Now the only obstacle left is either to convince Mason that he has unfinished business with the Ravens or work on finding a new receiver. Marvin Harrison is a little skiddish and sketchy for Harbaugh’s taste, however, the options at wide receiver are few and far between. There is a receiver with a questionable manhood (Edwards), a whiner (Boldin), a *FEMALE* slugger (Marshall) and a suspected murderer (Harrison).

However, despite wide receiver woes, which seem to be ever-on-going anyways, fans can now be at peace that the organized chaos has come to order with the six-year tenure of Mr. Suggs.

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written by Mike, July 15, 2009

he beats his girlfriends not his wife thank you very much

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written by TurdFerguson, July 15, 2009

Well he's still your girlfriend hitter and not someone else's so be thankful.

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written by Mike, July 15, 2009

true dat

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written by Lee, July 15, 2009

SIZZZZZZZZZLE

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written by Lee, July 15, 2009

You forgot Matt "cutting coke in his front seat" Jones

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