Norfleet’s Incredibly Lame Rap Career and Why He Should Be a Suspect
Wednesday, 08 July 2009 07:02

From The City That Reeds

So, Keith Norfleet fancies himself a rapper eh? Well, much thanks to the Nashville City Paper, good ole Keith has an account on music website Soundclick where he posts his trials and tribulations through the love of song.

Thank you Keith for blessing the world with your music.

Norfleet, who goes by the rap name KaNe antiochs finest, has posted a song entitled “Closed Casket”, well that just seems like a coincidence. And the genius still has the song up and the account is public. Would you like to see the lyrics? Because I have them. OK, here you go:

I would never claim to be no
Benjamin Tebow, an 83-Year old fake Pacino
So how could he run his mouth about me
Knowing nothing about me

I love it when a dumbass doubts me
Until I pull the pistol out proudly
Put the clip in his mouth
Til this motherf***er shouts, ‘please don’t kill’
Have you sippin through a straw for the next 8 months
That’s if you even make it through it alive you dumb f**k

Try to stunt and front and fronting in front of somebody else
Til you’re surrounded by 20 people With nobody’s help
IF you try to go incredible hulk it won’t work
Put so many holes in you your nerves won’t even jerk
Lurking in the shadows thinking and scheming of work
Got a little cocky so you decided to flirt
Now you’re flirting with death

If you ever do it again b***h I’m not rapping
I’m getting a clip and clapping and I’m not laughing
They’re wrapping you up for your little trip to the morgue
While I’m preparing for my trip to the shore,
Don’t ignore me, I’m not lying, I couldn’t be more honest
If you ever do it again, you’ll die, I promise
.”

He is quite the insightful little bugger, yes I know. If you could indict someone on pure stupidity, oh man this world would be awesome.

Anywho, if Norfleet wasn’t considered a suspect before, he damn well should be now, since the genius is practically admitting to murder in this wonderful piece of musicianship. And to think, he doesn’t even do his own beats, WHAT NERVE!

The memorial for McNair is being held tomorrow in Tennessee, fans can go to LP Field to pay their respects. Hopefully the Nashville Police Department can rub two brain cells together and figure out that this bonehead most likely did it, because seriously who falls on top of their own gun after suicide.

 

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