Whenever I'm feeling down...

[Clem]

I can always go on Facebook and look at the pictures of the people who were the popular crowd back in high school. It's especially pleasing to look at the girls who were too good for me and now they are so fat and have just not aged well. Honestly, you wouldn't look at any of these chicks and think they are under 50 years old.

I know it's a petty thing, but hey, I'm a petty person...

[Lux Devil]

it'd feel better if they were crack whores.

[Baine]

Crack whores make everyone feel better.