4 things that kill her sex drive

[JohnnyHustler]

I saw a female friend on Facebook put up a link to an article titled "4 things you do to kill her sex drive". I didn't read it, because I didn't want to give the Washington Post app permission on my page, but I'm guessing I can narrow the list to one item.

1. Breathe.

[lotus]

[rabb]

point, lotus

[JohnnyHustler]

That only shows 2 rings. There's really 3.

Engagement ring
Wedding ring
Suffering

[lotus]

That reminds me that whenever I enchant a ring in Skyrim for something I rename it "Cock Ring of..."

[Phogasm]

My fat gut would be número uno.