Observations

by **miketheknife** » February 20th, 2012, 6:47 pm

Well that would explain my ignorance.

by **Clem** » February 20th, 2012, 8:41 pm

miketheknife wrote:She said it could be wax but it looked 'fleshy'. So she washed out my ear and nothing came out. She told me she was concerned it might be a bug. WTF?????

You been hanging out on Ceti Alpha V?

by **Jammer** » February 20th, 2012, 8:44 pm

Clem wrote:
miketheknife wrote:She said it could be wax but it looked 'fleshy'. So she washed out my ear and nothing came out. She told me she was concerned it might be a bug. WTF?????

You been hanging out on Ceti Alpha V?

THIS IS CETI ALPHA FIVE!!!!!!!!

by **RayRay** » February 22nd, 2012, 10:51 am

I walk by a courthouse everyday and have noticed that people really don't understand what it means to go before a judge. I say this because some of the shit they wear is comical when they think they are "dressing up".

The women in my office think they are doing oh so great with their salads at lunch...with feta and full fat oil dressing.

FM likes to use the word "Qi"

by **Clem** » February 22nd, 2012, 11:26 am

RayRay wrote:FM likes to use the word "Qi"

Qi, Xi, and Za -- as well as their plurals are lifesavers.

by **Falling Man** » February 22nd, 2012, 11:28 am

Clem wrote:
RayRay wrote:FM likes to use the word "Qi"

Qi, Xi, and Za -- as well as their plurals are lifesavers.

Damn right! Q, J, ans X always drop near the end!

by **Clem** » February 22nd, 2012, 11:31 am

Falling Man wrote:
Clem wrote:
RayRay wrote:FM likes to use the word "Qi"

Qi, Xi, and Za -- as well as their plurals are lifesavers.

Damn right! Q, J, ans X always drop near the end!

Speaking of which, check my most recent move in WWF.

by **DaddyFatSack** » February 23rd, 2012, 11:25 am

How guys act at the gym when chicks walk in is the funniest shit ever. The prettier the girl the funnier the act.

by **Elwood** » February 23rd, 2012, 11:31 am

DaddyFatSack wrote:How guys act at the gym when chicks walk in is the funniest shit ever. The prettier the girl the funnier the act.

so true.

by **Elwood** » February 23rd, 2012, 11:35 am

speaking of the gym....the younger guys who think of themselves as "mr. olympia" who pose in front of the mirrors in between sets.

oooorrr, the guy who grunts, while working out, like he's taking the biggest shit ever.

by **Clem** » February 23rd, 2012, 11:56 am

I was at the gym here at work and there's this guy who is really muscular and ripped. He gets to the lat pulldown machine right before me so I have to wait for him as he adjusts his grip straps and stretches to the left and right. His "warm up" takes longer than my set. I'm getting ready to say "quit fucking around and jus lift, dude." He then sits down and is really grunting and rocking backward as he does 10 reps with bad form (really using his lower back). I get on the machine, add 20 more lbs and do two more reps than he did (without any sort of grip straps).

So I guess my observation is that lots of guys at the gym are douchebags and that size doesn't equal strength.

by **Clem** » March 1st, 2012, 3:10 pm

Any chick, unless they are absolutely grotesque, automatically go up a point on the 10 scale when they are nipping out.

by **miketheknife** » March 1st, 2012, 3:12 pm

Homeless people don't give a shit about crosswalks or traffic

by **RayRay** » March 1st, 2012, 4:04 pm

miketheknife wrote:Homeless people don't give a shit about crosswalks or traffic

(Insert FM's blackberry comment in 3....2....1)

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