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I challenge you to find something cooler

Postby Clem » February 8th, 2011, 7:39 pm

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There's also a Sulu cologne, but I'm afraid that would attract the wrong thing.
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Re: I challenge you to find something cooler

Postby Jammer » February 8th, 2011, 8:03 pm

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Re: I challenge you to find something cooler

Postby Clem » February 8th, 2011, 9:32 pm

You go ahead and do your Sulu dance, Jammer. I'll be wearing Shirtless Kirk and banging the shit out of green babes.

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Re: I challenge you to find something cooler

Postby JohnnyHustler » February 8th, 2011, 9:55 pm

Will...it...make me talk in...odd rhythms?
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Re: I challenge you to find something cooler

Postby Falling Man » February 9th, 2011, 3:34 am

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While looking for some other funny pics to add to Clem's challenge I stumbled on this link (which is VERY NSFW!):

http://hustler.com/star_trek/home.php
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Re: I challenge you to find something cooler

Postby rabb » February 9th, 2011, 9:57 am

I am with Clem, this may be bad ass overload right here
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Re: I challenge you to find something cooler

Postby RayRay » February 9th, 2011, 10:15 am

Imagine if Chuck Norris wore this.
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Re: I challenge you to find something cooler

Postby lotus » February 9th, 2011, 12:13 pm

Clem wrote:You go ahead and do your Sulu dance, Jammer. I'll be wearing Shirtless Kirk and banging the shit out of green babes.

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Don't forget Rachel Nichols in the reboot...

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Re: I challenge you to find something cooler

Postby miketheknife » February 9th, 2011, 12:18 pm

I don't know if this is a cooler product, but I think it's hilarious because it wasn't made as a joke like the cologne. This was real life, baby.

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Re: I challenge you to find something cooler

Postby lotus » February 9th, 2011, 12:20 pm

And those are not these in what way, exactly? :D
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Re: I challenge you to find something cooler

Postby Falling Man » February 9th, 2011, 12:38 pm

Ofcourse they won't bind or rip. They're too scared to!
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