Machete

[Falling Man]

Machete by Robert Rodriguez.

Anyone else manage to make it through this entire film? In the first 30 minutes I’ve seen about 25 heads cut off, a million bad puns, Steven Segal brandish a sword with a Spanish accent, Lindsay Lohan overdose (no shocker really), Robert DeNiro shoot a pregnant woman in the belly, the hero Danny Trejo swing from a window using a guy’s intestine as rope, a hot Michelle Rodriguez give a hotter Jessica Alba a taco, and a naked woman pull her cell phone from her vagina.

It's so over the top I can't look away.

[Clem]

I really enjoyed it.

For all of the reasons you've described.

[Lambshot23]

I have been wanting to see this.

[rabb]

I have been wanting to see this.

samsies

[Falling Man]

It's probably the best cast worst movie you have to see!

[spydermanlee]

this film is so much fun to watch...classic Robert Rodriguez! Can't say that it is a great film by any means, but it is a rather insane 2 hours of cinema.

[JohnnyHustler]

Sounds like a great "let's get drunk and watch a movie" movie.

[miketheknife]

It was ridiculously horrible with some of the godawfulest worst acting ever and I loved every minute of it.

Favorite part was the ice cream cart guy trundling along to the fight

[Lambshot23]

Watched this weekend. I made it through the whole thing, the wifey last 15 minutes.