I'm trying to think...

[Clem]

...of all of the violent things I'd like to do to Jerry Sandusky. This fucker really needs to experience some medieval justice. Seriously, every bit I read about his trial just makes my blood boil.

[miketheknife]

Wouldn't it be a gas to find out it really was just harmless horseplay?

[ptrain86]

...of all of the violent things I'd like to do to Jerry Sandusky. This fucker really needs to experience some medieval justice. Seriously, every bit I read about his trial just makes my blood boil.

The entrail crank from Braveheart would be a good one I think.