The Beeb

[miketheknife]

I heard on the radio this morning that cops are looking for The Beiber because he beat the piss out of some poor photographer who was blocking his car so he could get pictures. First of all, how is it legal to block someone's car in? Secondly, will this reporter ever be taken seriously by anyone ever, having gotten his ass kicked by the cover boy of Hot TEENZ Weekly? I think I saw a video of that kid walking into a glass door once. Way to smell a lawsuit, asshole.

[Phogasm]

Surely Beebs handlers paid the guy to get his ass kicked thinking that Beeb needed to get a more manly image. It had to have been staged!

[RayRay]

It's hilarious watching him try to "become a man" as a singer. I get that he needs to grow up as a performer to stay relevant but it's laughingly painful. Justin Timberlake was able to do it seemingly with ease and beebs is attempting to mirror (down to the sound) what he did. Now you see this and it's obvious his people are trying to make him out to be a hardass.

On a side note-did anyone see the Timberlake movie where they have time as currency. Not bad.

[YEM]

On a side note-did anyone see the Timberlake movie where they have time as currency. Not bad.

Good movie... and his mom was hot!

[miketheknife]

I thought that was a great movie. I am surprised at what a good actor that guy has turned out to be.

[RayRay]

On a side note-did anyone see the Timberlake movie where they have time as currency. Not bad.

Good movie... and his mom was hot!

yeah no shit that's just not fair.

[miketheknife]

She wasn't that hot in Cowboys vs. Aliens. She must have had a different makeup crew or something.

[YEM]

I thought she looked just fine.... and screw that bus driver!

[lotus]

I'm sure the beeb will be fine once his testicles drop.

[Phogasm]

That movie was damn good! And Timberlake is still the best SNL host!

[lotus]

Timberlake has been surprisingly OK as an actor, and I like that he's not afraid to parody himself or how he got to be where he is.

[Phogasm]

Timberlake has been surprisingly OK as an actor, and I like that he's not afraid to parody himself or how he got to be where he is.

Like this?

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NT_nXFxQPAs

[RayRay]

Justin Bieber could face six months in jail as an alleged assault case against a photographer in Calabasas, California has been sent to prosecutors that may bring criminal charges against the teen.

And if the pop star was hoping the situation would go away quietly, he was sorely mistaken, as it has been reported his case will be referred to the Los Angeles County District Attorney for possible criminal prosecution.

While detectives are continuing to investigate allegations of battery against the teen popstar, the case is being referred to the Los Angeles District Attorney's Office, ABC News reported.

[Clem]

The frenzy of young girls wanting tickets for a Beeb show will be tame in comparison to the frenzy of inmates looking to make pretty little Justin their girlfriend.

[JohnnyHustler]

Oh, what I would give to find that LA's District Attorney has an intense hatred for pop music.