Hey Single Guys!

[miketheknife]

Wax up your eyebrows and tweeze your ears!


SPLITSVILLE FOR SOFIA VERGARA AND WEALTHY BOYFRIEND?

That stampeding sound you hear are the hordes of opposable-thumbed mammals currently beating a path to Sofia Vergara's door. The New York Post says the "Modern Family" knockout has split from Nick Loeb, her moneybags businessman boyfriend of two-plus years.

[rabb]

See, at least when she had someone it was "yeah but she is in a relationship" and now it's "fuck"

thanks asshole

[Elwood]

she's so hot.

[Phogasm]

I was shocked she was so good on SNL. Was hilarious to hear her try really hard to have an English accent. And she nailed her Fran Drescher impression.

[Falling Man]

I would love to disappoint that woman in so many ways.

[Phogasm]

My favorite line from her SNL monologue......every little girl in Columbia grew up dreaming of marrying Al Bundy!

[rabb]

I would love to disappoint that woman in so many ways.

First stop, Irish car bombs?

[Falling Man]

Good one.

Second stop, promise her I'll be gaming tonight?

[rabb]

Actually promising her I would be gaming any night would probably disappoint her.

[Clem]

I would love to disappoint that woman in so many ways.

Looking at that picture makes me want to disappoint my hand.