I think the idea that your boss wouldn't give a shit about surfing a sports/bullshit website all day isn't a problem, but one photo with a grainy, out of focus tit on it is going to be an issue is hilarious
I hear you, but still...the request is fairly clear and some places may not monitor what you surf as much as people walk by desks and glance constantly. I would hate for someone to catch shit because of it.
We all know the rule, no reason to make it a semantics issue.
I know I know i'm not challenging the iron-fisted rule of this dictatorial website, just making an observation. Really this whole website should be NSFW for most people, along with most of the internet not directly necessary to your job.