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From The City That Reeds

While Trent Dilfer tries to revive his stature within the celebrity world by finishing in the eighth spot in the American Century Celebrity Golf Tournament, Todd Heap has emerged as a really horrible golfer.

Heap, who missed the first few days of training camp last year because it was his daughter’s birthday, has had received a stigma of an oft injured tight end who generally never plays a complete season. So, Heap decides to golf while rehabbing a back injury that has plagued him all offseason.

And Heap isn’t even good at golf.

Heap finished only a few points ahead of Trent Green, whose brain has been reduced to mush and an upper spine that is hanging on by a thread. Heap tied for 62nd with former New York Yankees right fielder Paul O’Neill in the tournament.

Meanwhile, Charles Barkley finished last with -97 points, but he almost beat Chuck Liddell who finished with -94 in the tournament.

Ravens training camp starts a week from today, maybe Heap will find other hobbies that will be easy on his back, like rolling down stairs or rodeo.

 

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